#humor

Let's circle back and take this offline, I'm sure u heard this a lot of times, and hated it each time. I just can't stand that polite and diplomatic language, that is actually everything except polite and understanding. If you have to tell me something that is not pleasant, just tell it, don't make it like you are telling me something nice while we all know you are scolding me. If you've reached your limit with corporate speak, these satirical jabs will provide exactly the bandwidth you need. In the modern office, the more words used, the less is actually being said. This is a survival guide for the linguistically fatigued (I would say for last real humans).